“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“
GUYS THE REASON TUMBLR IS AGREEING TO THIS IS BECAUSE OTHERWISE THEY WOULD HAVE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO OPERATE FOR A FEW MORE MONTHS BEFORE HAVING NO CHOICE BUT TO SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF LACK OF MONEY.
IT WAS VERY GENEROUS OF YAHOO! TO AGREE TO THIS BECAUSE IT IS VERY RISKY AND THEY ARE AWARE THAT MOST PEOPLE ON HERE FUCKING HATE THEM.
IT WAS EITHER YAHOO! BUY TUMBLR OR NO FUCKING TUMBLR AT ALL DO YOU HEAR ME YOU LITTLE FUCKS
What if the trolls went to human high school but like everyone knew what trolls were so it wasn’t as weird but still like what if