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bryko:

I feel really bad for him

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

taco-bell-rey:

"talk dirty to me"

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ireleavea:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

(Source: reine-ubu)

kaible:

Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom

tinyhouseamerica:

A garage turned into a 250 sq ft tiny home.

 

(Source: tinyhousedarling)

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

kgm42986:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

That’s awesome.

kgm42986:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

That’s awesome.

(Source: oh-noo)

You always stop at the same part, when it’s very beautiful and interesting.

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo)

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

avas-poltergeist:

Character Pages: Maggie Lacivi

Ava Ire/ Odin ArrowGil Marverde / Wrathia Bellarmina / Nevy Nervine